BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!!

I was gaffawing and almost spit water through my nose this evening when I read the following online headline :

"Celine Dion's Exercise Trick"

Umm...ohhh....oooo, me...me... pick me.. I know what it is!!!  SHE'S CRAZY HORSE RICH AND 10 FEET TALL... For the low low price of $19,950,000.99 per Vegas show and a painful and costly surgery to lengthen my stubby gnome-like legs, I too can have Celine's Secret Exercise Trick...

Remind me to add that to MY workout regimen tomorrow morning!!

(ps....itty bitty disclaimer here...I never did actually click the link to see what the "trick" was....I was to busy trying to save myself from drowning in my own glass of water)

(pss...yes, yes...I know... she seems like a perfectly lovely woman...not hatin' just sayin')

(psss...in the interest of full disclosure...I was also making short work of a ginormous chocolate/peanut butter filled Easter egg ((that was the a demo for my son's youth group sale)) while reading this little ditty...don't judge....it was either that or gluten free crackers...I mean...come on!!)